Liver

The Almighty Liver
The one who PenguinTorso and DruidPC look up to.

The Almighty Liver is a godly entity that manifests itself as a liver,

the organ responsible for filtering the blood in the body.

The Liver's Powers
If the Liver senses you as a danger to it or anyone else, it will suck you into one of the many arteries it has and swiftly and hastily crush you inside of itself.

It has the power to shoot laser beams from its arteries in rare occasions.

Personality
It cannot speak, but it conveys emotions via. convulsions along its surface, it has the ability to float when its angered, but normally sits on the ground.